Figure 1: Standard graduate student (S.G.S) with meal consisting of leftover Bertucci’s bread “lumps”, cheese, and tomato

Discussion:

At 4pm, the standard graduate student (S.G.S) receives an announcement for leftover Bertucci’s pizza from a meeting on the 4th floor. Unfortunately, arriving 3 minutes late results only in the consolation prize: bread lumps. Bread lumps are actually quite tasty. These bread rolls come with the standard order of Bertucci’s pizza and are described on the website as having a “heavenly aroma”. Sadly, at some point in time, the free-food lists began referring to the warm and tasty rolls as “bread lumps”… thus giving them a poor connotation within the graduate community. However, the S.G.S remains positive and chooses to make the best out of the failed free dinner expedition. Store-bought fresh cheese and tomatoes add a nice flavor to the seemingly bland lumps of bread.

Conclusion:

Results conclude that with a proper choice of supplemental dressings, free consolation-prize food may be upgraded to a tasty meal for sharing.